You know what you are, you are my Pet and I am going to punish you with my phone sex humiliation for having a puny prick. Prick is such a good word for it as it is like a little bitty pencil dick and may as well be a needle prick since dick is too good a word for that thing. You are not endowed to please women and I doubt any reasonable teen would even want anything to do with you, like me, we just laugh and point at that thing that barely protrudes from your groin.
I think you have a wrongly developed pussy to be honest as that is barely even decent enough of a clitoris. I would never let that thing near my sweet cuny and I think you need to be made up like a slut and suck cock from now on.