Sit Down and Shut Up

She has been dating him for a few months now. She didn’t understand why, no matter what she did, no matter how skimpy she dressed, no matter how she tried to deduce him, he still hadn’t tried to fuck her. He is a weight lifter and is in the gym every day. He is so fucking hot! Every time I have seen him, my pussy has gotten soaking wet. So when she asked me if I would help her seduce him, I jumped at the shot. Not many men can resist two hot chicks and if she was willing to share him with me it is a win win situation for all of us.
They came over for dinner and I slipped a little something special into his drink to “loosen him up” She and I went into my room and came out in some hot ass lingerie, walking up behind him sitting on the couch, I hit the remote control and my favorite girl on girl porn began playing. The sound of moaning woman on the surround system filled to room and the close up of wet, pink pussy with a tongue on it was larger then life on the flat screen.
We slid up behind him and ran our hands down the front of his chest while unbuttoning his shirt before positioning our selves in front of hi and engaging in a deep and passionate kiss.
I took a peek in his direction and could see the sweat beading on his upper lip and his breathing was shallow and rapid. I knew he want us and that this was going to work.
She slid between his legs and I knelt beside him, slipping my tongue between his lips and kissing him before biting his lower lip. That is when I herd her laughing. Just a giggle at first an then all out hysterical laughter.
I was annoyed that she was killing the mood until I saw what she was laughing at. This man with a god like body had the smallest dick I had ever seen. It was so disproportionate on his body that he looked deformed.
Before I knew it I was laughing just as hard as she was and he was now frowning and his face was red.
By now we were both so fucking horny that we decided to just fuck each other. I left the room and got us a blanket and him some fucking lube.
As I walked by him I threw it at him and told him to sit his ass down and shut the fuck up. I left the porn playing while my girl and I fucked for hours in front of him while he played with that little dick of his that isn’t worthy of any pussy and it sure isn’t worthy of that glorious body of his. What a fucking waste…